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All the wonderfully bad things about Christmas all summed up in 3 minutes :)
lyrics
It’s Christmas!
Bloody Christmas!
(Santa’s gonna rock your sleigh.)
Wrapping presents, what to do?
It’s Christmas!
Bloody Christmas!
(Santa’s gonna rock your sleigh.)
Pulling crackers, not a clue.
It’s Christmas!
Bloody Christmas!
(Santa’s gonna rock your sleigh.)
Let’s get pissed up, like you.
It’s Christmas!
Bloody Christmas!
(Santa’s gonna rock your sleigh.)
Shift that bloomin’ sleigh!
(Mistletoe in the town tonight.)
(I wish I could afford some. Oooo.)
It’s Christmas!
Bloody Christmas!
(Santa’s gonna rock your sleigh.)
Now we’re pissed up, like you do!
It’s Christmas!
Bloody Christmas!
(Santa’s gonna rock your sleigh.)
What’s in that? Meh! Not a clue!
It’s Christmas!
Bloody Christmas!
(Santa’s gonna rock your sleigh.)
Tree fell over. It was you!
It’s Christmas!
Bloody Christmas!
(Santa’s gonna to rock your sleigh.)
I said shift that bloody sleigh!
(Mistletoe in the town tonight.)
(I wish I could afford some.)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way.
Go ahead and eat the sprouts,
If you want a windy day (hey!)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Let’s go out and play.
Once you fall upon the ice
You’re gonna crack your arse.
It’s Christmas!
Bloody Christmas!
(Santa’s gonna rock your sleigh.)
Carol singers, who are you?
It’s Christmas!
Bloody Christmas!
(Santa’s gonna rock your sleigh.)
Watch your uncle, gonna spew!
It’s Christmas!
Bloody Christmas!
(Santa’s gonna rock your sleigh.)
Just surviving, like you.
It’s Christmas!
Bloody Christmas!
(Santa’s gonna rock your sleigh.)
Bring on the new year!
(Mistletoe in the town tonight.
I wish I could afford some.
Christmas comes only once a year.
I wish I could afford to buy some booze.)
It’s Christmas!
credits
released December 19, 2015
Produced by James Aldred at Buzz Sounds
Performed by Heavy Duck
Heavy Duck are:
Buzz Aldred - Lead Vocals and guitar
Nick Owen-Petch - Lead guitar and vocals
Josh Suter - Bass
SlimmBob - Drums and Vocals
DJ Darkstorm - Special guest
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